I beliebe!

The other day I drove a stranger to her doctors appointment. She’d been looking up and down the street for her office and stopped to askme for directions. After a quick look on my phone we found out it was a 20 minute walk away, it was pouring rain and I had time to take her. She was amazed that I was showing so much kindness to her, so surprised at my willingness to help, the conversation ensued:

Stranger: I can’t believe you’re helping me out like this, Wow…you must be…are you a Believer?

Me: No…but I do love his song, “Baby”.

(Upon dropping her off I proudly told her I was an Atheist, and, frankly, I’m late for my devil worshipping meeting so tootaloo!)

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Condolences to the the loved ones of Matthew Warren, son of famous Christian Paster Rick Warren, who committed suicide.
A few responses from well meaning Christians:
1. The lord works in mysterious ways (This one is super mysterious, a total cliffhanger, hmmm what’s god up to with this one!?)
2. He’s in a better place now (Ok then why bring him here AT ALL!? Why bring ANY of us here!?)
3. God is good (Hmm. Really? Here you have Rick Warren, a top paster in the WORLD, who worships god and gives god his all and has won literally THOUSANDS of souls to god and god does something so horrific to him that even his enemies probably wouldn’t have gone so far. Yes, god is super good!)
4. God never gives you more than you could bear (Yes because if he gave you more than you could bear he’d kill you. Or you’d kill yourself…)

Condolences to the the loved ones of Matthew Warren, son of famous Christian Paster Rick Warren, who committed suicide.

A few responses from well meaning Christians:

1. The lord works in mysterious ways (This one is super mysterious, a total cliffhanger, hmmm what’s god up to with this one!?)

2. He’s in a better place now (Ok then why bring him here AT ALL!? Why bring ANY of us here!?)

3. God is good (Hmm. Really? Here you have Rick Warren, a top paster in the WORLD, who worships god and gives god his all and has won literally THOUSANDS of souls to god and god does something so horrific to him that even his enemies probably wouldn’t have gone so far. Yes, god is super good!)

4. God never gives you more than you could bear (Yes because if he gave you more than you could bear he’d kill you. Or you’d kill yourself…)


Chubby Checker: YOU ASSHOLES!!! This is SO not what I had in mind for my legacy damnit!!!

Chubby Checker sues Hewlett Packard Over Penis Size App


The Bing it On Challenge: Regardless of outcome it won’t make anyone use Bing….

The Bing it On Challenge is a pathetic attempt by Bing which challenges people on the streets of San Francisco to search for something online and  choose which set of results they like best, Google’s or Bing’s, in a blind test comparison. When people choose Bing the spokesperson get’s all excited but the challenger seems really bummed, incredulous even. See for yourself. The spokesperson makes one man give him his sweatshirt for “losing.” One woman is actually forced to yell in a bullhorn “Bing is Better Than Google!” Now that’s just sad, forcing a poor lady to lie, loudly, shame on you Bing, you better Google how to ask for forgiveness!


Crazy Ass Russians on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart!

Russians are increasingly using dash cams in their cars for many things: to document police brutality, insurance claim proof, massive exploding meteors etc. But lucky for us, their cams have caught some of the strangest, nuttiest stuff EVER. Jon Stewart showcased a hilarious montage on his February 19th show, check it out!!

(Start the clip at 8:13 for the montage!)

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/tue-february-19-2013-alison-brie?xrs=share_copy


 Well, Adele managed to encapsulate, in one outfit, a Sultan’s living room…

 Well, Adele managed to encapsulate, in one outfit, a Sultan’s living room…


2013 Grammy Nominee Brittany Howard of Alabama Shakes looks like the love child of Blossom and ALF…

2013 Grammy Nominee Brittany Howard of Alabama Shakes looks like the love child of Blossom and ALF…


Historic Blizzard Barrels Towards The Northeast

AAWWW COME ON PLANET EARTH!!! Friggin kickin em while their down…


Who knew?

I read the story about the crazy ex-cop/Navy man turned cop killer. All the signs were there: balls ass crazy, shot multiple people in a targeted rampage, had plans, plots, he was hiding in a MOUNTAIN resort for crying out loud! So you can imagine my surprise when I found out he 

was….BLACK!! I’m conflicted, should I be proud that the violent  portion of my people are really elevating their crime game into the Phsycho echelon or pissed that the biggest man hunt since god knows how long is black!?! For crying out loud, he used the phrase asymmetrical warfare in his MANIFESTO…..who knew….

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Cookoo Party: Bad music, confusing speakers, asking for money, HUMAN SACRIFICE!? What are modern day parties coming to!?